Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?
It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.
Follow the instructions.
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1) Open your notepad
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. (just double click)
If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.
I have a baby boy :)
What about you?
It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.
Follow the instructions.
.........
1) Open your notepad
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. (just double click)
If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.
I have a baby boy :)
What about you?
So I opened my gedit editor, and copy-pasted, and saved it in the desktop of my Ubuntu machine, and double clicked it. Instead of *saying* anything, it just opened the file in another gedit window with the warning header,
"This file (/home/pradeeban/Desktop/computer_sex.vbs) is already open in another gedit window. gedit opened this instance of the file in a non-editable way. Do you want to edit it anyway?"
I concluded, my computer is asexual or engaged with some other stuff (already open in another.. ;)).
Wait; at least you could have mentioned the fact that your sex-trick works only on a windows machine.. :D
May be need to flirt more. "just double click" won't be enough IMO! :D
ReplyDeleteah.. there.. the expert's view! :D
ReplyDeleteOh... no expertise, just common-sense! :P
ReplyDeleteoh! common sense about some high-maintenance stuff? ;)
ReplyDeleteOh consultation; I charge for that! (In other words, I didn't get what you just said!) :P
ReplyDeleteseems getting what computer says is far much easier than what people say.. wdyt? :P
ReplyDeleteAgreed. But computers, tend to scare me sometimes, by scolding me with hundreds of lines... :)
ReplyDeletesudo su
ReplyDeletesounds scary!
ain't it? :D
how's that scary? I love it. You just say "sudo" to her, and she gives you admin rights! :D
ReplyDelete( Hope you know what sudo means in Sinhalese! It's a word boys use to call their gf in lovely manner! :P )
guess you meant සුදු.. :D
ReplyDeleteOh my, you know Sinhala pretty well, huh! :)
ReplyDeleteI can read and write Tamil, but don't have any idea about what I'm reading or writing. Should improve on that!
yes, I can, pretty well. Did for O/L and got an 'S'.. moreover, thanks to Denis et al. :D
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